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"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." – June 4, 2003
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ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS:
- Must have had at least 5 Vietnam-era draft deferments.
- Must have manipulated a willingly gullible President into invading a nation that posed no material threat to the United States, on the grounds of alleged WMD that did not exist.
- Must have advocated for and then suborned the commission of war crimes.
LIFETIME TAXPAYER FUNDED
COVERAGE BENEFITS:
COVERAGE BENEFITS:
- Any and all cardiac procedures, up to and inclusive of a heart transplant.
- Any and all other health care needs, without limitation.
